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| COLLEGE IS HARD, okay compadres? 
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| My uniform is a really big ugly neon-green camoflauge T-shirt from the
80s that glows in the dark and gives me nightmares. And black pants.
**sigh** The things I do for money...
Oh
but hey! Everyone come to Putting Edge! Sure, we are ridiculously
expensive and creepy, but we have SUGAR-CRACK! It puts pixie stix to
shame, it really does. And also, just like everything else, it prolly
glows in the dark. So yeah! Just come to the front desk and ask for a
tube. Thank you.
So today: FREE BUSES! I LOVE FREE BUSES! Except
that means that EVERYONE now is using the bus, including this pimp (I
swear it was a pimp) that had like fifty silver rings on his fingers
and a sketchbook. No idea what he was doing at the Galleria. Anyway,
yeah. FREE BUS!
I have a nosebleed for no reason, so here I sit with a tampon up my left nostril. Ah, the things you learn in college... | | |
| SCHOOLS DONE!!
OMGW00TYAYYYY!!!!
YOU KNOW YOU WISH YOU WAS ME. hehe...okay.
I almost have a job @ the glow-in-the-dark mini golf place. They
train me Monday and Wednesday and if I do well, jobs mine. I
really really really needed a job this summer and when Dougie (the
weird manager guy) said "I get a good vibe from you. Come in for
training Monday at 2." I swear I wet my pants a little.
Um. YAYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!
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Mark the ones you know:
[x] Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
[ ] Fraggle Rock
[x] G.I. Joe
[x] Are You Afraid of the Dark?
[x] Secret World of Alex Mack
[x] Bug Juice
[x] Nightmare Before Christmas
[x] Welcome Freshman
[x] Space Cases
[ ] Roundhouse
[x] The Muppet Show
[x] Muppet Babies
[x] Eureka's Castle
[x] Salute Your Shorts
[x] Legends of the Hidden Temple
[ ] You Can't Do That On Television
[x] G.U.T.S.
[x] What Would You Do?
[x] Double Dare
[x] Rocko's Modern Life
[x] All That
[x] Ren and Stimpy
[x] Clarissa Explains It All
[ ] The Torklesons
[x] The Adventures of Pete and Pete
[x] Stick Stickley
[x] Goodburger
[x] Angry Beavers
[x] Hey Arnold!
[x] AAH! Real Monsters
[x] Tiny Toons
[x] Animaniacs
[x] Pinky and the Brain
[x] The Babysitter's Club
[x] Underdog
[x] Kablam!
[x] Gullah Gullah Island
[x] Richard Scarry
[ ] Dumbo's Circus
[ ] Ocean Girl
[x] Mystery Files of Shelby Woo
[ ] Snick Snacks
[x] Dunkaroos
[x] SNICK
[ ] Koala Yummies
[X] Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego?
[x] Nick Magazine
[ ] The Goonies
[ ] Ernest Movies
[ ] Radio Flyer
[ ] Disney Watchers
[ ] Adventures in Wonderland
[ ] Homeward Bound
[ ] The Adventures of Yellow Dog
[ ] Milo and Otis
[x] Neverending Story
[x] Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
[x] The Lion King
[ ] Labyrinth
[x] 101 Dalmations
[x] The Secret Garden
[x] Pete's Dragon
[ ] Hocus Pocus
[ ] Secret of Roan Inish
[x] Land Before Time
[x] Dinosaurs
[x] Fern Gully
[x] Secret of NIMH
[x] Gummi Bears
[x] Care Bears
[ ] My Little Pony
[x] Black Beauty
[x] Rainbow Brite
[ ] Lady Lovely Locks
[x] Candyland
[x] Sorry!
[x] Trouble
[x] Don't Wake Daddy
[x] Mousetrap
[x] Jenga
[x] Don't Break the Ice
[x] Hungry Hungry Hippos
[ ] Pretty Pretty Princess
[ ] Tinker Toys
[x] Cooties
[ ] The castles that made tea sets
[x] Polly Pocket
[ ] Hypercolor T-Shirts
[x] Lite Brite
[x] Sky Dancers
[x] Scrunchies
[x] Side Ponytails
[ ] Stirrup Pants
[ ] Jellies
[ ] Saddle Shoes
[x] Barbies
[x] Beanie Babies
[x] Tamagotchis
[x] Yo-Yos
[x] Duncans
[ ] Choose Your Own Adventure
[x] Pogs
[x] Goosebumps
[ ] Magic Attic Club
[x] American Girl
[ ] Island of the Blue Dolphin.
[x] Saved By The Bell
[x] Full House
[ ] Step By Step
[x] TGIF
[x] Sabrina, the Teenage Witch
[x] Boy Meets World
[x] Clueless
[ ] Mork and Mindy
[x] Simpsons
[x] Flipper
[x] Growing Pains
[ ] Family Ties
[X] Titanic
[ ] Felix The Cat: The Movie
[x] Jonathan Taylor Thomas.
[x] Home Improvement
[x] Tom and Huck
[x] My Brother and Me
[x] Kenan and Kel
[x] Hanson
[x] Inspector Gadget
[x] Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
[x] Power Rangers
[x] Hot Wheels
[x] Creepy Crawlers
[x] Easy Bake Oven
[ ] Flower Making Kits
[x] Wild and Crazy Kids
[x] Playdough McDonald's Sets
[x] Animorphs
[x] Rainbow Fish
[x] If You Give A Mouse A Cookie
[x] Bailey School Kids
[x] Wayside School
[ ] Mrs. Piggle Wiggle
[ ] Boxcar Kids
[x] Ramona Quimby
[ ] Amber Brown
[x] Allegra's Window
[x] 3-2-1 Contact
[x] Spice Girls
[x] The brave little toaster
[x] Bananas In Pajamas
[x] One Saturday Morning on ABC.
[x] Transformers
[x] Waynes World
[x] the dancing baby
[x] nancy drew novels
[x] catdog
[ ] shamomo the cat
[x] captain planet
[x] face-on niiickk jr.
[x] Family Matters
[ ] Small Wonder
[ ] Out Of This World
[ ] Mr. Belvedere
[x] VR Troopers
[x] Big Bad Beatleborgs
[ ] The Little Drummer Boy
[x] Frosty the Snowman
I'm old. I know. Shut up.
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You know, I hope this summer I can kick this annoying habit of me
saying "Dude" all the time. I don't know when it started but its
freakin me out a little. Dudes.
SO
NICE OUTSIDE WOWW!! And everyone was sprawled out on towels in their
bathing suits tanning and stuff. It made me feel real weird though
because...like...I thought I might step on someone by accident. Last
time that happened was at Glen Island back home and the lady swore at
me so creatively that I was struck silent in awe. Anyway, everyone that
was out tanning looked fully capable of bitch-slapping me to high
heaven with their perfectly manicured hands so yeah. Tread with
caution.
The past couple days have been OMGSOPRETTYDAMMIT. And
tomorrow, the day I have 2 tests and the day before my long weekend in
Las Vegas, we're supposed to get thunderstorms. Aww, lookit the
weather. Bein all appropriate and stuff.
Last thing: I don't
care if I'm wearing a t-shirt with a prominent "Ralph Lauren" logo
underneath an open sweater with a very conspicious "Aeropostale" across
the front. Clashing labels do not matter to me. But apparently it gives
some people heartache, so I guess next time I wear clothes from 2
different companies I can zip up the sweater. Unless its hot. Then may
I suggest some antacid?
Okay...must go study for Stats and read for English. Adios.
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